HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. (The Borowitz Report)—CNN launched AN imperative hunting Monday when Lester Holt, the moderator of the primary Presidential dialogue of the 2016 election, enigmatically nonexistent 2 minutes into the competition.
Network officers became involved when the 2 Presidential nominees, Donald J. Trump and Sir Edmund Percival Hillary Clinton, were determined shrieking at one another nonstop for ninety seconds while not intervention by Holt.
The executives’ alarm spiked once a point of view supposed to indicate adult male. Holt instead discovered that he was missing from the moderator’s chair.
CNN straight off notified enforcement, that started looking out the surround of Hofstra University, all whereas Clinton and Trump continuing barking at one another intense.
Jeff Zucker, the president of CNN, issued AN burning plea to Holt to come to the talk venue at Hofstra as before long as attainable. “You don’t even got to moderate the talk,” Zucker same. “We simply wish to grasp that you’re O.K.”