Aside from the candy collecting and the dressing up, Halloween is very much known for its jack-o-lanterns. Every year around this time, pumpkin patches open up to the public and let them come and purchase the best pumpkin they can find.
It’s tradition to bring a pumpkin home, carve its insides out, and then put your creativity to the test with your design. Unfortunately, some people forget that these jack-o-lanterns will mostly be seen by kids as they’re the ones going door to door asking for candy.
Check out some of the most inappropriate pumpkins ever below.
#1. Looks like we have a fresh newborn here, time to cut that cord!
Where’s Daddy Pumpkin when you need him?
#2. Is that a maple leaf?!
Canadians must live inside this house!
#3. You do have to admit, this is a clever Hannibal-inspired pumpkin.
But who knows, maybe they took the mask from their own closet.
#4. This jack-o-lantern probably would have been ok without the guy hanging from the tree.
The rest of the scene looks marvelous.
#5. “Mommy, what does ‘live nudes’ mean?”
“And is that girl a fireman?”